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(TO BE) OR NOT? 2
Be....or....NOT to BE! That is the question.
It doesn't matter if you are in first, business, or economy.
As long as you are in the right seat!
Or, as long as you are where you are supposed TO/2 BE!
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CHIC-NESS BAG Air
Chic-ness...We all get it from time to time.
But, some "Have It", and some "Don't".
Whether you 'have it' or 'not', this design chic enough for you!
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TRAFFIC CONTROL Air
Traffic Control! Life can be a little hectic!
Put some fun into how you juggle
all those things on your TO DO list!
Whether you simply fly a lot, love airplanes
or have a friend who is a pilot or ATC,
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 BAD
DAY AT WORK Bad
Day At Work!
IT COULD BE WORSE! Perspective is everything.
No matter how bad your day is going,
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Buh-Bye
Buh-Bye! This universal
term is even found in the dictionary.
Do you ever wonder what the crew is thinking
when they wave you off the plane?
Trust me, you DON'T want to know! view
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CREWTAG PROMOTIONAL
CREWTAG.com
- Display the CREWTAG logo,
and share the FUN with EVERYONE!
Do you know where this logo came from?
Look at the blue square, it's the sky!
The little white square inside, it's a cloud!
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 DANGEROUS
GOODS DANGEROUS
GOODS!
Some things are not meant to be in certain places,
at least without the proper WARNING label attached.
Now, wherever you are, people around you have been WARNED!
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 DO
NOT LEAVE MY PACKAGE
UNATTENDED! DO
NOT LEAVE PACKAGE UNATTENDED!
Unattended packages could very dangerous and should be taken care of
immediately! If you fly or travel...
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 I
GO NON-STOP! Some
of CREWTAG designs are quite straight forward.
We try to make each design
have many "Subtle" Double-Meanings as well.
This could mean ANYTHING!
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MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE! Do
you MIX business with pleasure?
It's ok, a lot of people do!
It's just HOW MUCH pleasure you mix with your business! Have a safe
flight and watch out for the crew,
sometimes they mix things too!
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 INFLIGHT
SERVICE Do you
MIX business with pleasure?
It's ok, a lot of people do!
It's just HOW MUCH pleasure you mix with your business! Have a safe
flight and watch out for the crew,
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 IT'S
NOT HOW HARD
YOU HIT THE RUNWAY,
IT'S HOW YOU HANDLE YOUR EQUIPMENT
It's Not how HARD you
Hit the RUNWAY....SAFETY FIRST! Whether a LARGE or SMALL Plane, make
sure you know how to handle your equipment! A good pilot knows if his
passengers like hard or soft landings!
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JETROSEXUAL
You don't have a desk
job?
You don't have a title on your door?
You can WEAR this Title!
We ALL have a little "JETROSEXUAL" in each of us!
Show it off with PRIDE!
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MOBILE HOME
Road Warriors,
businessmen, crew,
this design is dedicated to you!
CREWTAG.COM wishes you safe travels,
pleasant journeys, great INFLIGHT SERVICE
and a clean, comfortable hotel,
wherever you may go.
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NO LIMITS
NO
LIMITS! Attitude-check!
Altitude-check! See if anyone can find YOUR limits!
WARNING: Another CREWTAG item
we advise you to wear in public with CAUTION!
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PILOT ERROR
Pilot
Error!
It doesn't matter how HARD you hit the Runway...
What matters is that you are a SAFE PILOT!
If NOT...there are consequences!
Make sure you know how to handle your equipment! SAFETY FIRST!
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POINT OF INTEREST
WHERE
would you like to go?
Let me show you!
When wearing this design,
be warned that it is a DANGEROUS
"Conversation Starter"!
Don't show your points of interest to Strangers!
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PRESSURE LEAK
Pull
the nearest oxygen mask to your face!
Some Cabin Crew calls this "Crop Dusting".
Either way, when it happens
you won't know WHO to blame on a crowded airplane!
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RED EYE
Flying
all night long, or staying up all night,
or doing something you SHOULDN'T be doing...
Here's to you and hoping your RED EYE goes away soon.
Sweet Dreams and Safe Travels!
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SCREW DESK
Cabin
Crews and Pilots usually get their assignments
from "Crew Schedulers" or
commonly known as the Crew Desk.
When the assignment is a nasty one,
they often whisper "SCREW" Desk when walking away...
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SEARCH ME
SEARCH
ME! Do you have something to hide?
Or do you have something to show?
Use "Reverse Psychology" on others when wearing this
design.
It works! - CREWTAG is NOT legally responsible if it doesn't!
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SHIFT HAPPENS
SHIFT HAPPENS!
No matter how well you plan your trip,
or your day for that matter,
unexpected things happen all the time.
Roll with the flow and laugh your head off
...if you haven't lost your mind
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THE SILENT REVIEW
Going
back to "Buh-Bye"...
Honestly, you don't want to know what the other person is
thinking!
Okay, maybe you do, but at least we warned you!
Silent Review is what CREWS do during takeoff and landing
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STOP DITCHING
Did
you ever notice almost
EVERY word that ends in "ITCHING" is not good?
Think about that one...
And as you get on the plane,
leave your problems behind
and "Stop Ditching"
Please enjoy the flight
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SUPER STEW
This design is
almost exclusive for crew members.
Do you feel under appreciated?
You won't when wearing this design!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's SUPER STEW!
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TAG IT!
CrewTAG!
- Bag it and TAG it!
Everything in life has double or triple meanings;
some people call them Tag Lines.
We share with you city codes on luggage tags
that will raise and eyebrow or two.
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TAKE ME HOME
Take
Me Home!
Sometimes you want to GET AWAY from someone.
Sometimes you want to GO AWAY with someone.
Either way, this design can be a way to make a point
or entice someone to ask you....
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WAKE FOR MEALS
WAKE For Meals!
COME BACK HERE!
You FORGOT me! It happens ALL the time.
Even though you don't get meals on planes anymore,
IF your flight serves food
and you are wearing this design, you will eat!
WAKE For Meals!
COME BACK HERE!
You FORGOT me! It happens ALL the time.
Even though you don't get meals on planes anymore,
IF your flight serves food
and you are wearing this design, you will eat!
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WHAT'S YOUR ROOM NUMBER?
Ever
seen a HOTTIE while sipping a Toddy,
in the hotel lobby...or bar?
Your eyes meet and twinkle,
both are too shy to move.
This design will help you find the groove...
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YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
You
Look SOOOO GOOD! NOT!
Some things appear better close-up.
Other things.........well, BEST CASE scenario,
look better from AFAR........
Such as a City Skyline. What were YOU thinking?
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