TAKE ME AWAY

Take Me Away! 
Whether you are having a Bad Day At Work,
 or out with other Jetrosexuals,
sometimes you just want to GET AWAY! 
Wherever you go, 
we hope you get great Inflight Service from a SUPERSTEW!
 
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ARE YOU ENJOYING THE VIEW?

Are You Enjoying The View? 
Is someone staring at you? 
Want to meet that person, but you are too shy? 
IF you are wearing THIS design, 
simply turn around and show it off! Surely it will help!
 
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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Don't Even THINK About It! 
Some like to tease, some like to give Direct Orders. 
Whichever best describes you, 
this design is a great way to express it. 
Just remember, DON'T press the button in flight!
 
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BREAKFAST INCLUDED

Breakfast INCLUDED! 
Breaking the Ice, Cracking the Egg, 
both of those things can be difficult to master without a mess. 
This design should at least Break the Ice, 
which could lead to cracking the egg!
 
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EARN MILEAGE POINTS HERE

EARN POINTS HERE! 
"Brownie Points", "Mileage Points", 
either way, points are points 
and usually when you have LOTS of them it is a GOOD thing! 
Show this design, 
help someone you care for earn POINTS!!
 
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MISS-CONNECTED

Have you mis-connected? 
Or, are you Miss-Connected? 
Either way, this fun design can refer to flying or living. 
Guys, you can wear this shirt too! 
Especially if you are JETROSEXUAL!
 
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CRUISING

CRUISING....Whether you are HIGH or LOW, 
FAST or SLOW...it matters not. 
It's all about your STYLE when you are "CRUISING". 
At 30,000Feet or more; 
or even on the ground, personal STYLE is everything!
 
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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Do You Know Who I Am?
"Ladies and Gentlemen. 
We have a passenger in seat 1A who does not know who he is. 
Can you help us identify him?" 
This design helps identify you!
 
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SNACK

Snack! Sometimes you feel like a snack, 
but on an airplane, usually a MEAL would be more appropriate. 
Regardless, when showing this design be warned! 
Someone might think YOU are a snack!
 
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I MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE

Do you MIX business with pleasure? 
It's ok, a lot of people do! 
It's just HOW MUCH pleasure you mix with your business! 
Have a safe flight and watch out for the crew, 
sometimes they mix things too!
 
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2B (TO BE) OR NOT?

2 Be....or....NOT to BE! That is the question. 
It doesn't matter if you are in first, business, or economy. 
As long as you are in the right seat! 
Or, as long as you are where you are supposed TO/2 BE!
 
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AIR CHIC-NESS BAG

Air Chic-ness...We all get it from time to time. 
But, some "Have It", and some "Don't". 
Whether you 'have it' or 'not', this design chic enough for you!
 
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DANGEROUS GOODS

DANGEROUS GOODS!
Some things are not meant to be in certain places, 
at least without the proper WARNING label attached. 
Now, wherever you are, people around you have been WARNED!
 
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DO NOT LEAVE MY PACKAGE
UNATTENDED!

DO NOT LEAVE PACKAGE UNATTENDED!
Unattended packages could very dangerous 
and should be taken care of immediately! 
If you fly or travel...
 
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IT'S NOT HOW HARD 
YOU HIT THE RUNWAY,
IT'S HOW YOU HANDLE YOUR EQUIPMENT

It's Not how HARD you Hit the RUNWAY....SAFETY FIRST! 
Whether a LARGE or SMALL Plane, 
make sure you know how to handle your equipment! 
A good pilot knows if his passengers like hard or soft landings!
 
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JETROSEXUAL

You don't have a desk job? 
You don't have a title on your door? 
You can WEAR this Title!
We ALL have a little "JETROSEXUAL" in each of us! 
Show it off with PRIDE!
 
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SEARCH ME
 SEARCH ME! Do you have something to hide? 
Or do you have something to show? 
Use "Reverse Psychology" on others when wearing this design. 
It works! - CREWTAG is NOT legally responsible if it doesn't!

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TAG IT!
 CrewTAG! - Bag it and TAG it! 
Everything in life has double or triple meanings; 
some people call them Tag Lines. 
We share with you city codes on luggage tags 
that will raise and eyebrow or two.
 
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PILOT ERROR
 Pilot Error! 
It doesn't matter how HARD you hit the Runway...
What matters is that you are a SAFE PILOT! 
If NOT...there are consequences! 
Make sure you know how to handle your equipment! SAFETY FIRST!
 
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SUPER STEW

This design is almost exclusive for crew members.
Do you feel under appreciated? 
You won't when wearing this design!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's SUPER STEW!
 
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POINT OF INTEREST
 WHERE would you like to go? 
Let me show you! 
When wearing this design, 
be warned that it is a DANGEROUS 
"Conversation Starter"! 
Don't show your points of interest to Strangers!
 
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WAKE FOR MEALS
 WAKE For Meals! COME BACK HERE! 
You FORGOT me! It happens ALL the time. 
Even though you don't get meals on planes anymore, 
IF your flight serves food 
and you are wearing this design, you will eat!

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TAKE ME HOME
 Take Me Home! 
Sometimes you want to GET AWAY from someone. 
Sometimes you want to GO AWAY with someone. 
Either way, this design can be a way to make a point 
or entice someone to ask you....
 
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WHAT'S YOUR ROOM NUMBER?
 Ever seen a HOTTIE while sipping a Toddy, 
in the hotel lobby...or bar? 
Your eyes meet and twinkle, 
both are too shy to move. 
This design will help you find the groove...

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NO LIMITS
 NO LIMITS! Attitude-check! 
Altitude-check! See if anyone can find YOUR limits!
WARNING: Another CREWTAG item 
we advise you to wear in public with CAUTION!
 
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YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
 You Look SOOOO GOOD! NOT! 
Some things appear better close-up. 
Other things.........well, BEST CASE scenario, 
look better from AFAR........ 
Such as a City Skyline. What were YOU thinking?
 
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